Even if dark energy decides to stage a Big Rip, the planets will warn us 30 years in advance. Their orbits are like a taut web: the slightest change in tension is an alarm. Lasers and radio beams continuously probe that web, and for now, it remains still. Thus we've turned the Solar System into the first cosmic weather sensor.
🎯 Though 30 years is an instant for the universe, it means that if the phantom transition had started in 753 BC, Saturn's orbit would only be deviating now.