Pulsars — cosmic metronomes — have picked up a strange hum of nanohertz gravitational waves. But the simplest dark sector model, like supercooled champagne, doesn’t produce the needed loudness. Calculations show that the “bubbles” of the new phase are too quiet. This means either we’ve gotten the recipe for dark matter wrong, or the universe has thrown us a different source — perhaps supermassive black holes. Or maybe a more exotic “cocktail” is required.
🎯 To detect gravitational waves from a phase transition at 10 MeV, pulsar timing arrays measure deviations in pulse arrival times with an accuracy of tens of nanoseconds. That’s like noticing a clock on Jupiter gaining one billionth of a second over a year.