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You're listening to the faint whisper of stars, and nearby someone keeps moving a chair. In gravitational wave telescopes, that role is played by scattered light: it reflects off trembling surfaces and creates false signals.

In 1960, the Tatel radio telescope spent weeks listening to emptiness around Tau Ceti and Epsilon Eridani. Project Ozma was searching for technosignatures — traces of another mind at work.

A figure skater glides across the ice, gradually approaching the center of the rink. A slight twist of the torso, and the smooth spiral breaks, the trajectory becomes unpredictable. Something similar happens when a small black hole with its own rotation (spin) falls toward a giant black hole.

Two sets of swings, rocking in opposite directions, don’t tilt the platform. Yet their motion creates invisible vortices that push a ball sideways. Alternagnets behave just like that: the atomic magnetic arrows are perfectly balanced, but a hidden symmetry bends the heat flow.

Hidden in the heart of the Alps is the Large Hadron Collider. From time to time its detectors register sudden bursts — scientists call them UFOs (Unidentified Falling Objects). According to one theory, these are not equipment malfunctions at all, but traces of dark matter.

The night sky is dotted with stars, and many of them have planets. But how do you spot a tiny dark disk against the glare of a distant sun? The Kepler telescope spent nine years watching hundreds of thousands of stars, waiting for a planet to pass in front of its star and briefly dim it. That 'wink' is the only way to find worlds like ours.

The galaxy is like a city at night: most windows shine steadily, but sometimes a skyscraper lights up all its lights and then goes dark. Just like that, according to a new hypothesis about planets around alien stars (exoplanet), we might first notice another civilization — by a short but blinding flash that could mark its demise.